Cartoon Confessions

Lester: Take it back. Nascar is to a sport. 

Cleveland: It’s just men driving around in a circle Lester. 

Beavis: Fucking stupid computer always saying buffering. 

Butt-Head: I told you we should have bought an Apple. Let’s google big chicks and little dicks next. 

Give me that weed!

Judge: Who took  the cookie from the cookie jar?

Bart: He did.

Homer: He did.

Lucy: You almost done?

Charlie: Shhh. Less talk more stroke. 

Homer: Where’d you put my Gummi Bears?

I farted. 

If you stick your finger in her ass I wonder if that counts as double penetration too? 

Linus: You got my money?

Stewie: Aye homie mohawks are for black dudes now.